Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
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Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I think DJT has FTD.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.