If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Simone
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Q. What do you call porn movie about Disabled people? A. Special O.
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
Q. What's a conspiracy theorist's favourite letter? A. Q
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.