I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Simone
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
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Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby? A. The Teletuby is a lot more coherent.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes, they're so family friendly.
Stop with the 9\11 jokes. They're not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9\11 joke, but they always crash and burn.