It's not incest if you're adopted.
Simone
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes, they're so family friendly.
Stop with the 9\11 jokes. They're not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9\11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.