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Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.

Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."