Aed jokes
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Who doesn‘t
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.