Aed jokes
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Like if its true
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.