Zombie Apocalypse jokes
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
wear sweatpants.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
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If there were ever a zombie apocalypse I already know what weapon Nick Sturniolo would use... A staff. "Get me my stafffffff"- The wise words of Nick Sturniolo.
Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:
- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more