Zombie Apocalypse jokes
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
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wear sweatpants.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
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If there were ever a zombie apocalypse I already know what weapon Nick Sturniolo would use... A staff. "Get me my stafffffff"- The wise words of Nick Sturniolo.
Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:
- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more