Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie Apocalypse jokes

2020

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

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  • Mexican

    What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

    Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."

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    People

    People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

    They can stay in their living room.

    Forehead

    If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

    Kid

    What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

    A zombie Apocalypse!

    Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

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    Community

    If there were ever a zombie apocalypse I already know what weapon Nick Sturniolo would use... A staff. "Get me my stafffffff"- The wise words of Nick Sturniolo.

    Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:

    - The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more