Zombie Apocalypse jokes
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
wear sweatpants.
Hollow Knight Meme
Random post #1
Random post #3
Community talk
If there were ever a zombie apocalypse I already know what weapon Nick Sturniolo would use... A staff. "Get me my stafffffff"- The wise words of Nick Sturniolo.
Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:
- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more