I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
