Death as a Woman

Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. The joke here is that the dude is saying women never come (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). I know you don't understand it because you are probably still living in your mom's basement. You probably have not seen a woman in years, judging by the sound of it. This joke plays on the stereotype of male sexual frustration. It's funny because it's sad... for you!