Aed jokes

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Being the first to move in chess.

It’s a white privilege.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button!

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.