Aed jokes
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
A meme
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.