Aed jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.