Kim Jong Un jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has rights.

When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

North Korea?

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

Who's the cutest president in the world?

Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.