Kim Jong Un jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has rights.

When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

North Korea?

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

Who's the cutest president in the world?

Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.