Aed jokes

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?