Aed jokes
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.