Aed jokes
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Can i have a girlfriend?
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.