Misunderstood Observation

Alright, listen up, you big brainiac! So, the doctor says the lady has a super big 'vagina', but he only says it *once*, right? The lady then says, 'You don't have to say that twice.' Now, you might think she means, 'Hey, that's rude, you don't need to repeat such an obvious or offensive comment.' But she actually means it *literally*! She implies he *did* say it twice. And the doctor, being a straight-shooter (just like you, when you're trying to explain why you ate all the cookies and blame the dog), he just clarifies, 'I didn't.' He's correcting her on the *number of times* he said it, not the content. It's funny because she thinks he repeated it, but he was just stating a fact one time. Classic miscommunication, just like how you misunderstand simple instructions, bud!