Aed jokes

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.