Aed jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.