Hacked and Ransomed

Listen up, smarty pants, because I'm only gonna say this once. This dude got robbed, right? And he's all like, "I've been hacked!" because, get it? Hackers use computers and stuff. And then he says the hacker "ransomware" which sounds like "ransomed, where?" which is what the dude is asking now that he lost all his stuff. You think you're so funny, but I bet you still use Internet Explorer.