Aed jokes
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.