How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
Leash Jokes
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
