I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving

Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I’m just looking around.

Did you hear about the new doggy condos?

Apparently they are now leashing!