Dick's Sad Existence

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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Alright, you knucklehead, listen up! So, the joke is that "dick" is used as a literal name for a guy, but it's also a slang term for a penis. So, the joke sets up a sad life situation for a guy named Dick, but the humor comes from thinking about the other meaning the whole time. Get it now, Einstein?

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