Drinking on the Job

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Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the gay man was "drinking on the job" at the sperm bank. But "drinking" has a double meaning: he was either drinking alcohol (bad for a sperm bank employee) or ingesting sperm (because he's gay). It's funny because it uses the ambiguity of the word "drinking" to create a crude scenario. You probably thought he was dehydrated or something, didn't you?

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