Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris vs. Basilisk
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. You think Chuck Norris is just a dude? Nah, he's a LEGEND. This joke is about how tough he is. A basilisk is a monster that kills you if you look at it, but Chuck Norris? He's so badass, the basilisk freaking dies instead! Get it now, or do I need to spell it out for you?