Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
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Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
