Aed jokes
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.