Aed jokes
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Your dad's a cunt.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.