Paradox jokes
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"