Trade

Trade Jokes

Sign

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

Rose

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

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  • 9/11

    Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

    Chemist

    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

    Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

    Finish

    What do painters and prostitutes have in common?

    They're both paid for a good finish.

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  • Norway

    Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

    So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

    Pen

    I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

    Depression

    Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

    Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

    Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

    Ps5

    Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.

    JD Vance

    Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

    He took away their ottoman!

    Fat

    Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

    Reflex

    Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

    They had better reflexes than the trading center.

    World Trade Center

    What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

    “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

    World Trade Center

    "Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

    Man

    Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.