Trade jokes
But he could only get 1 trade.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!