Trade jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.