Trade jokes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
But he could only get 1 trade.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!