I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
Why was the tower of Pisa was leaning
They had better reflexes then the trading center
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
