Cantaloupe jokes
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.