Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
