I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe Jokes
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!