Cantaloupe jokes
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the cantaloupe 馃崍 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 馃崏.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they鈥檙e always dropping fresh MELON!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.