Aed jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
Rape is a touchy subject.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.