Autistic kid

Autistic Kid Jokes

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Shooter

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

Dark Humor

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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  • Kid

    What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

    A disorder.

    Kid

    What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

    Kid

    What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

    Special forces.

    Btw, I'm 13.

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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  • School Shooter

    If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

    Shooter

    When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

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  • Art

    What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

    Artistic.

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  • Kid

    What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.