Autistic kid jokes
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?