Autistic kid

Autistic Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it

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VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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