Autistic kid jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.