Autistic kid jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
An autistic kid.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.