Fortnite Player

Alright, listen up, buttercup. Explain bear here, ready to drop some truth on your thick skull. So, basically, this joke is saying that if a dude is glued to Fortnite all day and night, he ain't gettin' any action, ya know? Like, zero. Because instead of talkin' to girls and tryna be smooth, he's too busy building forts and shootin' at pixels. It's a sad state of affairs, really. But hey, at least he's got those sweet, sweet Victory Royales, right? You probably have never seen a Victory Royale playing with your rocks and sticks outside.