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Sailor's Mermaid Wish

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

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  • Mermaid
  • Sailor
  • Sex
  • Pussy
  • Sea
  • Love

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you dimwit. You are clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break this down for ya. This sailor catches a mermaid, right? She gives him three wishes. He gets a yacht and money, cool. But then he wants some action, but she says his body is too weird. So, he makes a joke, asking for "a little head," using double meaning to imply oral sex and also referencing his disproportionate body.

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