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Mary's Unfortunate Lamb

    • Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.

    Explanation

    • This is a dark play on the classic nursery rhyme 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'. The expected cute ending is subverted with the 'chick, chick, bam', suggesting something violent happened to the lamb. It's a sudden and unexpected twist that makes it funny, in a morbid kind of way.

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    • Comments (25)

    • Lol 😂 I am rolling on the floor

    Hahaha liar

    How you doing liar

    Fine... till I started being called a liar...

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    THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB I ATE A LAMB YESTERDAY HAHAHASJHFASKJ

    Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb

    mary had a little lamb chic chic bam no more lamb post it onto instagram #nomorelanb

    Mary had a little lamb chic chic bam no more mary

    New version: Mary had a little lamb chic chic bam no more lamb mary had a little lamb emphasis on the had

    Mary "had" a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb Mary "had" a little lamb now its on the STOVE!!!!!

    Mary had a barbecue and lamb was on the menu~

    Mary had a little lamb chic chic bam no more lamb now put that on instagram #nomorelamb, if Mary was with that lamb, she would eat a ton ham, cause she’s in her grieving phase, hold on wait she’s dead

    Hungry Vole

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