My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
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Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
A man walked into a bar....He got seven stitches.
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A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
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