Seven jokes
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
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Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.