A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
What do you call under water maid A mermaid 😂😂😂😂
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Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so lt could get a real joke ha ah ah ha
what's osama bin laden's favorite song?
under the sea, from the little mermaid
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
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