Aed jokes

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"

"Who was in the race?"

"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"

Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.

So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.

What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?

"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."