Aed jokes
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!