if a midget says your hair smell nice is that sexual assault?
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
It's not rape if you both like it.
