Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
How do you kill a sheep? You lamb shank it
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Mary had a great big ram his fleece was white as snow when on hands and knees our Mary went his wad was sure to blow
Month by month her belly grew increasing in it's girth and when five months had flown by our Mary did give birth
And Mary had a little lamb a little lamb, a little lamb....
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
what if Hitler did not say bombs away he said lambs are slayed
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
Go get me the lamb sauce
