Aed jokes

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.