What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
What is an orphans family tree
A stump
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
I'm stumped
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree? A stump.
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