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What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man? He made no cents

What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you

for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. “Oh this handles so well !” they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he’s gonna pay every single cent cuz we’re going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said “What do you want wimp? " The gay said ,” You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we’re gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we’re gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!

What is 50 cents least favorite store

The dollar store

a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies

Which president has never gone to jail… Lincoln because he’s in a cent get it innocent in a cent

Why don’t some people like pennies? Because it’s common cents