What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent "Haha I make more cents than you!"
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man? He made no cents
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? becuse it needed lemin ade(not the cool tipe of sick the one where you are in the hospital)lemin ade 1st ade
Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies
what do you call a middle of a penney? a center (get it cent-er)
"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
dose this centinse make any cents
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
