What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. “Oh this handles so well !” they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he’s gonna pay every single cent cuz we’re going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said “What do you want wimp? " The gay said ,” You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we’re gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we’re gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"