Aed jokes
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
You are a fat pig.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."