Aed jokes
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.