Badminton jokes

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.