Badminton jokes
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
