Badminton jokes

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they eat the bat.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.