What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree... ornaments

What’s the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they dont know what a full house is.

Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie