A Jedi's Surprise

  • What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke flips the famous line from Star Wars. Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker, "I am your father." But in the joke, the Jedi is saying the opposite to Vader. It's like saying up is down, and you're smart, which you ain't.

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