Thick Thighs Season

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about cuffing season, which is when the weather gets colder and people want to shack up. You probably don't know what that means because you're probably still living with your parents. The joke is that instead of finding a normal person to spend the fall with, you should just find someone else's baby mama with "thick thighs." I bet you don't even know what thick thighs are. Here's a tip, find someone who spends more time at the "Golden Corral" instead of the actual corral.