What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! ๐๐ฅช๐
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What do you call a spacemanโs willy?
A Shuttlecock !
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
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My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
