Rocket jokes
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.