What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
