Rocket jokes
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.