Rocket

Rocket Jokes

Astronaut

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ˜‹

Uranus

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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  • Rocket League

    I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

    We started playing rocket league.

    Yo mama

    Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

    Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

    Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

    Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

    Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

    Milky Way

    Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

    Basketball

    Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

    Planet

    Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!

    Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.