Rocket jokes
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
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What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.