When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is for dummies like you who can't handle a little sass. Someone tells you to shut your yap, and you hit 'em with the classic, "Oh, I didn't know answering a question was considered talking back." You see, it's all about being a smart aleck and getting in that last word. Now go practice in the mirror, Einstein.