Aed jokes
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
No one gives a fuck.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Kendon is a loser!
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).