Aed jokes
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
I bet my mum thinks this 😂
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.