Ornament

Ornament Jokes

Depression

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

Memes

Emo

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Kid

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

Christmas

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Emo

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Group

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.