Ornament jokes

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

Gnome.

One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

'Cause she always dropped them.

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

"Orla Doyle is fit."

Glad to present you a wood clock.

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Oliver

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

A rhombus.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.