Ornament jokes

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

'Cause she always dropped them.

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Gnome.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."