Aed jokes
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.