Seafood Dieting is Easy Eating All Food I See

Listen up, butterball. You're so dense, light bends around you. This dude is makin' a joke 'bout bein' on a "seafood diet." Get it? "I see food," like, SEA food? Instead of, you know, a diet where you ONLY eat stuff from the sea? He's sayin' he eats everything he sees. It's funny 'cause it's true for some of you porkers.