Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenut! This is Explain Bear here, ready to break it down Barney-style. So, orphans don't have homes, right? You probably knew that, congrats, you're functioning at a 3rd grade level. Home Depot sells stuff TO BUILD a home but IKEA just sells furniture to put INSIDE a home, therefore orphans would like IKEA better because they don't NEED a home, they just need the furniture! You probably need help putting IKEA furniture together. I bet you also ask for help opening jars.