Aed jokes

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What does suck a sucking fish?

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.