Aed jokes
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.