Aed jokes
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Your mom is a mom!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.